Minecraft Xbox One, PS4, PS Vita Update: Everyone Still Making Vague Statements About When It Might Come Out

This just in: Minecraft for PS4 and Xbox One still not out.
Does anybody know when the hell it's going to be released?

I really wanna play.

Yada, yada, yada. It's tested, bugs getting fixed, basic information, etc. I'm going to fork over approximately whatever you want to charge ($19.99) sometime this month (we think).

Give me a release date, mofo.